Nurses Pencil Set

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

You must be completely delusional if you think I’m a waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now. So too bad if you don’t like the green Jell-o. Shut your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word: maybe.

 

"Scrub Life"

"I'm not a waiter, okay?"

"No. I didn't want to be a doctor." 

"Remember sitting down?"

"On call sobriety blues"

"Med school? Try nursing school"

"I look tired because I am"

"I haven't peed in 12 hours" 

 

Nurses Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils